(08) In Bruges

Directed by Martin McDonagh
Starring Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson and Ralph Fiennes
107 mins.
Rated R

"There's a Christmas tree somewhere in London with a bunch of presents underneath it that'll never be opened. And I thought, if I survive all this, I'd go to that house, apologize to the mother there, and accept whatever punishment she chose for me. Prison...death...it didn't matter. Because at least in prison and at least in death, you know, I wouldn't be in fuckin' Bruges. But then, like a flash, it came to me. And I realized, fuck man, maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in fuckin' Bruges. And I really, REALLY hoped I wouldn't die. I really really hoped I wouldn't die..."

If that doesn't make you want to see this film, I don't know what will.